Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans		240 votes
	Author: John Lennon (1940-1980)

	Elvis died when he joined the army		174 votes
	Author: John Lennon (1940-1980)

	Reality leaves a lot to the imagination		141 votes
	Author: John Lennon (1940-1980)

	Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewellery		45 votes
	Author: John Lennon (1940-1980)

	We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first: rock and roll or Christianity		45 votes
	Author: John Lennon (1940-1980)